Girl, are you a commentary on Joel Osteen's bookshelf 'cause I find it hard to believe you exist.
Girl, are you a Biblical method of baptism 'cause I am immersed in your beauty (messin' wit doz presbyterian 'nd lutheran friends about sprinkling 'nd babies).
Girl, are you a typical evangelical sermon 'cause I could listen to you talk for 25 minutes about nothing at all.
Girl, are you Paul Tripp's mustache because you make me feel all warm and fuzzy.
(I like how Todd Friel says it: http://www.tubechop.com/watch/1849047... I do not, nor does Todd Friel support the Westboro Baptists.)
And she responds, you couldn't find a date in a bag of dried fruit,
if these lines were any lamer we would need someone to lower you down a hole in the roof
so that Jesus could heal you.
But seriously... A lot of people put some inappropriate pickup lines on the internet as a christian joke. Its just not funny if you ruin it and make it overtly sexual. Many of them out there aren't even that creative. If you think these are funny, I got these from Wretched Radio with Todd Friel.
Now let's watch this girl play a song she wrote called
"I think my boyfriend is a Calvinist"